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. And man no

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Hey, are you okay? 😐

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Seems like, man, no

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Huh?

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No means no.

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What is Business Value Service group at Salesforce? I see many ex consultants join that group. What’s the work there?

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Any healthcare consultants would be willing to share resume examples with me? I am working on mine and would love to see what other resumes look like and what buzzwords are being used

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Time taken to become a partner in any of Big 4's?

As per my knowledge in EY it is 15 to 20 YOE

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If yes,what would you suggest, to go with full time preparation after resigning from corporate job OR prepare with corporate job ?

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How does one get CPAs to sign off on your license if you are going from PA to industry? Currently going to industry but haven't finished the exam.

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Hi everyone! New here…wondering if I can get some likes to be able to DM? Would love to work for Microsoft as an Operations Specialist! Thank you!

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Is there a way to get a out of stock item that's sold out everywhere? I'm trying to find a Free People jacket. Do I just browse poshmark until it shows up?

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Should have trusted my gut on the Ark play yesterday..even in short term... fml. Fun day for crytpo thus far.

Guys pls help me with pros n cons of Scrum master role over Java development. I have 10 yrs experience, thinking to switch role. Is it a wise decision

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With 5+ yoe, interviewing with salesforce in US, what should be the salary expectation?

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Thoughts on Barbara Sturm skincare? Upper 20’s male here trying to stay young forever. Lol

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Anyone here in the IDP program at Accenture?

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Epic analysts out there- past or current- would you rather break out into consulting or switch to another hospital system due to lack of advancement opportunities available. No way to move up or be compensated for the work you exponentially end up taking on.

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What are some deductions that many people can take but most people don’t know about?

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Freelance virgin here. What are some daily and hourly rates? I know it depends on the type of client and agency. I just need some hypothetical numbers. Thanks!

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Do not hesitate to remind your white counterparts that Google is still free.

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New to this FIRE concept. How are people actually monetising their savings? Once the index funds or whatever are there, are you guys holding index funds and selling over time (accounting against growth)? Or looking for cash generating investments, dividend stocks and real estate and stuff?
I've gotten extremely lucky, and work for a startup company that's had an IPO this year. I'm now holding about $4.5m of my company stock, and would like to turn that into a passive income stream.

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Does anyone have a good recommendation for a real estate agent in the DC area (1st home buyer, primary residence (~700k-1m range)? Thanks!

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“If this was a third world country, he would have literally killed you by now”

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Female tech sales manager: “Contour is for closers”

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HR: I still didn’t get approval from finance on the freelance req. not answering email.
Me: FL’r already in the building. you sit in next office can you just talk to them?
HR: ok. I guess.

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Colleague to me in regards to a department meeting our boss set up “I don’t think I can join this zoom meeting, I’m trying to socially distance myself from you guys”

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“Hey (insert name”), don’t spin your wheels but let’s get this done tonight”

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“I don’t care what the rest of the firm is doing, THERE WILL BE NO FLEXIBLE WORKING IN MY TEAM”

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“Looks like it’s time to elbow some dicks, huh?"

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What's more important for business longevity?
Value your customer's needs or your employees sanity/ mental wellness?

The company I work for clearly value the customer more and I feel that it's not aligned to my personal values :(
It makes me wonder if I'm the "crazy" one to believe the company should value their people first?

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“You’re more me than me because you see me more than I see myself everyday.”

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What do you value most to make a work environment attractive to you?

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So today, 2 of my new hires (9 weeks in) said that they don't like 9am meetings. We have 30mins sprints every Monday, Wednesday and Fridays. And the comment came up as I mentioned the idea of collaborating with a stakeholder on Tuesdays and Thursdays at 9am.

Totally believe in 2-way feedback and all that, but am I shocked that 2 newbies have both given the same feedback about 9am meetings.

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During a meeting on Micro-Aggressions, in which most example comments were about appearance, the teams concluded that using Video cameras in meetings was more inclusive and helped with community.

Is it just me or does that invite more opportunity for appearance-based micro-aggressions?
“Oh, you actually dressed up today!” -“oh you’re wearing makeup”

They missed the point

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“WFH is really living at work.” Huh I mean alight! 👀 I shot straight outta my chair and high-fived my man 🤣

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“Well, I guess I’ll take myself to YouTube University and figure it out.”

“YouTube University is better than most college degrees.”

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I freaking hate when colleagues use the term “ Pull Up”. For example, “ I wanted to pull up with you in XYZ client”. What TF happened to “meet with you” or “touch base”?

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I don’t have a horse in this fight

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I made an announcement during our team meeting that I'll be taking another job offer. My petty boss said, "Well now that we have a little more budget, the rest of you will be getting raises!"

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Found out that a peer was fired three weeks into the job because he used login credentials from previous employer to third party subscription to do market research. Previous employer hadn’t turned off his login credentials and don’t track because it’s a massive organization. Kinda harsh IMHO

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Client cfo “put some fishnet stockings on the cost model…”

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Does anyone try to make "friends" at work, or do you keep it strictly professional?

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