And some dark humor, specifically for teachers who are themselves parents: 🤣🤣

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Best post ever!

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Wow, that’s a huge compliment!! Thank you!! I saw it & LOVED it…

I should really do this just to see the look on my teen’s face. I should even do it and post it on TiKTok. If I knew how!

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A idea is forming….

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Too bad you can’t do this in schools! 😆

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Best!!!!

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This is wrong. It pits the love of God up against behavior, and they should not be tied together. We give at Christmas because of the gifts that God gives us--God does not take them away because we are a little bad.

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I get that it’s a joke. I also know parents that would do it.

😧😧😧😧 that seems awful, but kind of a good idea to be honest. It’d make the kid stop after the first gift.

For sure!! I don’t know that I would ever do it but I do LOVE the thought of it!!

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