Another hour and 20mins till client meeting but I'm very sleepy 😴🥱

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These are top things I like to do to wake myself up:
1. Drink a glass of cold water
2. Run up a flight of stairs
3. Murder a man
4. Go for a brisk walk

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I think the first one is out of place

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I cancelled couple of them saying I have ear infection and can’t be on phone :p

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Nah,, just felt sleepy :p

Okay client asked to reschedule

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