Any one had a gay masseur before, how to make it clear is only a massage?

funny
Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

Go to a reputable spa. You won’t have to make anything clear.

likefunny

Don’t get hard.

funnylikehelpful

Keep your boxers on rather than getting totally nude.

likefunny

The fact that a masseur is gay doesn't automatically mean that anything special will happen.
And *if* anything special starts to happen, you could always just say "no".

You can request a “therapeutic” massage, as opposed to an “erotic” one. The gay massage therapists I’ve encountered use this language to differentiate.

Where does one find one of these “non-reputable” spas? An inquiring mind would like to know 😂

Related Posts

Men: what are some staple hygiene products that you would recommend?

like
like

I’m 28F, starting the elective egg freezing journey. How important are vitamins, açaí, fitness, etc to egg quality? I’m generally healthy but wouldn’t say I’m super active (only walk ~40m a day) or supplemented, and different REs/individuals seem to recommend different things. Just trying to 80/20 this…

like

I've been waiting 7 weeks to hear back from my unemployment claim! I can't go back to work due
to being immunocomprised. I don't know what to do next!

like

Zoom Passover Seder plans? What are you all doing?

like

How do you deal with PTSD from deployment?

like

Why does every post that isn’t a feel-good echo chamber reinforcing bad habits (weight, dating, etc.) get reported and removed?

Truth hurts, guys.

likefunny

How often do you cry at your job? I cry usually one day a week triggered by stress/overwhelm but want to know if this is a typical response

like

Any Occupational therapist in here ! ?

like

Please list what your firm has for 'perks' not including money or "meaningful" starbucks gift cards. Please don't put stress, heartburn, high blood pressure, being burnt out, or helping partners live their best life.

I remember snacks pre-covid: m&ms and trail mix along with the normal cadre of coffee, tea etc.

like

Looking to get into meditation. Need tips. How has meditation helped you?

likehelpful

Almost 12 weeks. Still feeling sick in the evenings. Anyone? Please tell me this will end soon…

like

Can anyone recommend a good book/materials to prep for the CIPP/CIPM? 🙏🏽

31 weeks & finally getting around to selecting a breast pump. Hoping to both breastfeed and pump for bottle feeds. Heard great things things about spectra and medela? Any reviews from mummas who have used them?

like

As a proud Missouri Tiger and a former Missouri resident, this is not at all surprising. 🤦‍♂️

Delta variant is no joke, folks. Get your shots.

Post Photo
likeuplifting

Anyone feel like sharing their cheat day guidelines? And how often you have them?

Do you consider extra calories cheating or just nutrition of the food?

like

Guess we might as well go to sleep then

Post Photo
like

Why am I extra depressed on fridays? What type of human is depressed on Fridays 😩

like

Criminal work is slow, even in Chicago. I’m a solo in downtown Chicago. The virus is even causing everyone to stay home, even in Chicago. I’ve gotten a few cases but I’m barely surviving.

like

I did not get a full time offer from my internship this past summer at a top consulting firm they told me on the second to last day. I have been trying to recruit at other consulting firms however haven’t received any offers yet. I struggle with severe depression and anxiety and often struggle with telling others when I struggle with it. I am having thoughts of ending it all because of the combined stress of school and now recruiting with little opportunities left.

like

More Posts

Why do people put “Ex- previous company” on their bios? You no longer work there, presumably for a reason, either you didn’t fit the role, or the company didn’t suit you…
I also used to be a toddler, but I don’t feel the need to out that on my bio, and to be fair, if someone wants to see my@previous experience, they can just see my profile 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

likefunnysmart

Good recommendations for physical therapists in the area?

like

Looking for roles on the Customer/Marketing/Sales Consulting side of things. MBA w majority of time in industry looking to make a switch.

like
like

I am studying for MBA and need 3 books. They are very expensive to buy, so I am wondering if any of you have access to a soft copy that you can share.
> Management Research: Applying the Principles by Susan Rose, Nigel Spinks
> Research Methods for Business and Management by Kevin O'Gorman, Robert MacIntosh
> Theory and Practice of Leadership by Roger Gill

like

LinkedIn Mid- Market with 160K OTE, 99 base. Anyone else making higher or lower. I’m curious what like would be like in the ENT space. LinkedIn

like

Anyone willing to share PEPI MAS avg. WLB

Are you guys consistently working 60+ hr weeks?

like

Hey fish! Does anyone know about the business analyst role - DMP (formerly Krux) at Salesforce?

Does anyone who worked at Wynshop/Mi9 Retail shed some light on what the interview process is like for a developer role? Also what is the salary?

My H1B was approved last year for consular processing, but did not activate it. Since I thought the ban was restricting new H1B. A friend recently said that was not the case. Is that right? Am I able to activate it now?

like

Is it possible to lose weight with minimum workout and no extreme diets? I know I have to change my eating habits but I really don't believe that cutting carbs or sugar completely out of my life is the answer. Was planning to have green smoothies in the morning, and then lunch and dinner 50% veggies, 25% carbs and 25% protein. If I have a carby meal like pasta then the other one in the same day has to be only veggies and protein. Does this sound ok?

like

Anyone have insights on Axiom? I’m seeing it’s quite a small firm , curious if there are advantages to jumping from established name to niche boutique

like

Hello professionals!
I am a B.tech CSE student and have two offers :-
1) EXL services:- Role( Business analyst Band A2)
6.5 ctc + 1lakh first anniversary bonus.

2) Fractal analytics:- Role(Imagineer :- on training it would depend on what technology you'll work in data science) 7.5 ctc + 3 lakh joining bonus.
Please don't ignore this and help me to choose the right decision.
So please if you are from EXL and Fractal or have any idea about these companies please help to make right decision as Fresher.

like

How do I get straight people to stop asking if my boyfriend is my brother? Pls help

likefunny

Looking for a Job, i can join immediately expecting 18LPA, current 16LPA
Experience: 5.1Years
Skills: Kotlin, Java, Data structures

like

Uber just unionized. If they can, why can’t we?!

like

I need interesting and engaging writing activities for 7-9th grade students. I am looking for both narrative or information activities that can be done in writing workshops.

like

What’s market bonus for a first year? Is the $20,000 estimate on big law investor accurate?

like

Additional Posts in LGBTQIA+ 🐠

Anyone in Miami for the holidays? Couple here looking to checkout some clubs, always more fun with a group

How do I get straight people to stop asking if my boyfriend is my brother? Pls help

likefunny

Rando make out w someone in a relationship (bad ik) I was their first same-sex exploration. Been emotionally texting and they say they're gonna be single soon to explore things further. Believe it?

Post Gif
like

Gay Chicago vibes? Downtown hotspots for lesbians?

Anyone on the LGBTQ+ Wharton virtual visit day right now?

like

I have a layover in Orlando Sunday night. Any gay bar recommendations?

like

I’m available if anyone wants to take me to your holiday party in SF as your +1 🙊

like

Does anyone know how I would go about reaching out to a local resource to help me prep for an amateur drag night (as a drag king)? My character is ready but I just can’t get the makeup and (cont.)

like

Do Seattle 🐠 exist? And if so, anyone interested in making a new friend? 😂

Moved here a few months and would love to meet people some other way besides Grindr.

like

Anybody into crossfit? Is it a gay-friendly sport? Considering getting into it, any tips?

likesmartfunny

What's the discord link again?

like

Hi, is anyone struggling with spouse’s alcohol abuse, panic attack and depression in the crisis? Any recommendation how to deal? I can only think about al anon but we are in quarantine.

like

Any gay partners and directors fish here? A1 in Cyber at PwC here and honestly looking for a mentor figure in navigating being gay in corporate America

likefunny

Who wishes “Love, Victor” on Hulu was actually like high school for millennials and past generations?!

likefunny

Been dealing with a hard to please client for two weeks... tempted to respond to their latest email with

Post Photo
likefunnyuplifting

What do you do when traveling internationally with your spouse and are asked to fill out customs forms that are meant for “1 per family”? We always both fill one out separately bc we don’t want...

like

Hey Folks !
Need a piece of advice.
A company I've worked for before (in Europe), has reached out to me offering me the opportunity to work for them again as an expat from Asia.
They know about my personal situation (same-sex relationship, unmarried couple).
The job sounds great, but also a dilemma as my partner wouldn't be supported in this relocation. Do you have experience with continent relocations and how s your partner / family supported ? Thanks, Gafi

likeuplifting