Any suggestions what to tell my manager when she wakes up tomorrow morning and sees me sleeping next to her?

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Does she know you were next to her before she went to bed?

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Want to grab a shower before work? I'll order room service, you expense it.

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I see this as an opportunity to submit some "upward feedback"

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OP- everything is good. We took our morning calls from bed and arrived to work promptly at 11. She's 12 years older than me and doesn't like little spoon.

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I need to know what happened. This is the most exciting thing that's happened to me all week.

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Lol I would bail the fuck out before it even gets to that

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Go for round 2

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^ 👏👏

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You sir, are the real MVP!!

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So what else did she say? Rated above, at, below..? Or did she pilot a rating-less program on you

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How did that even happen

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how did you sneak into her room?

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I'll take "Things that never happened" for 1000, Alex.

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Good morning

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That's what's up Dallas. We need a Dallas happy hour,

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Will your performance be evaluated at your year-end?

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Tell them to roll over and say let's do it again

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