8 o'clock meeting in the client site, caught an early flight and planned to get some sleep on the flight. The fucking baby next to me started crying his lungs out. FML.
Hate it when internal PMO asks me to update my workplan-which should be 1-2hrs but is actually a 5-8hrs job. Let me do my fucking job! Client wants me to get shit done not trackers and it's not urgent
I love when the client argues during a status meeting they reviewed more work then reflected but they use descriptive phases like "a whole bunch" or "like at least 10 or 15"....no bitch you didn't.
Thoughts/experiences on dating within the firms, across different levels? (Aside from the obvious rule, "don't date your coach and project mgr")
Pulled off of an interesting engagement to fill in for a resource on leave. Ends up being basically a staff aug and because I'm local they want me onsite even though it's a remote project. Fuck
Project Managers are the worst fucking people.
Last day at a client site, so I decided to stay the weekend and enjoy the city. There's a stunning woman working for my client who I just came across on tinder...PLEASE UPVOTE YOUR CHOICE BELOW:
So tired of shifting goalposts and fire drills that just piss off the client. Call the fucking MW and end this nonsense
Anyone interview with Google for a project manager role? If so, what was your experience? Glassdoor makes it difficult to weed thru reviews.
First weekend staying over in client city (Los Angeles)... woke up sick as fuck. Wasted weekend laying in bed 😣. At least I didn't have to do the cross country flight sick as a dog
How do I convince my client that forums are a good place to advertise? We are launching a new product that I know would take off on Reddit if set up right.
For those asking what work Vayner has created... here you go. Droga's Tap Project did it better IMO 💦 http://www.adweek.com/brand-marketing/stella-artois-makes-people-wait-for-water-in-extension-of-water-org-super-bowl-effort/
My client cried, when I told them I am leaving the firm, is that normal? And no we're not fucking.
Been stuck on the same dead end project for a year and have lost all motivation and fucks to give. Tips?
The only bad thing about leaving B4 is that now that I'm in corp fin,I keep finding holes and inventing controls to fix them...so I will soon be that client contact with too many fucking controls.
So done with petty power games within our own teams, how the fuck are we supposed to fix client issues when we can't keep our shit in order 😬
Just curious. Who feels content with their single life, which includes dating and some casual connections and relationships but no attachments and all the independence that you need?
Physical therapists in FLORIDA. What are your salaries? I am a neuro PT working for a nonprofit and get paid around 68k.. I know florida underpays in general but was wondering how this correlates to others in the area. My company claims they did a market adjustment and yet I feel like we are still WAY below everyone else.
Dreamed about a short-term ex last night. He looked different in a way that I wouldn’t want to go back, but I’ve been thinking of him and feel weird inside since I woke up. Guess I’m just lonely?
Nikki Haley 2024. You heard it here first 🇺🇸
Has anyone gotten out of the mindset of thinking sex/masturbation was forbidden or shameful because of their religion before marriage? Can you share your experience ?
Have you ever had a chance to visit another CTE program/school? Would you like to? What would you hope to get out of a visit like that?
Hi All Currently I am exploring opportunities with Accenture applied intelligence ( data science analyst) and Fractal Analytics ( consultant grade 8) please guide me which is better in terms of WLB and Projects/Work . There isn't much difference in pay , fractal paying a bit more on fixed part
Culturally relevant pedagogy is a big step from the status quo. How are your schools and districts supporting this work?
Seeing a guy on Saturday who is willing to drive 60 miles to see me. Is this too much? We definitely have a connection but I feel so bad. I’m not sure if I should see him or not.
🚨 Salary Tips Appreciated 🚨 I’m being considered as a National Account Executive Manager for a team of about 7 AEs and 2 AMs. I’d be responsible for about 4 million and I’d also work our top accounts as well. I live in Utah if that matters. What is the going salary and OTE for a position like that?
How do you know if a girl you are seeing is into you... I want to ask her to be my gf, but I am not sure she will say yes. (We have been seeing each other for about two months now)
Does anyone else feel the pressure of heavy academics filtering down to preschool? Thoughts on this article? https://www.kidspot.com.au/school/preschool/school-readiness/how-academic-preschools-are-ruining-your-childs-development/news-story/4f2f69871517cd1e1bf2fa014ef644d4
I like how people have began posting memes here. It’s great to see that y’all need other people’s content to try and be funny.
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