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NOPE. lol but i would die. my parents are conservative asians so...yeah.
Pro
Thank you 🙏
Rising Star
Plot twist: your mom took a photo so she can order herself one on Amazon.
Left my vibrator, anal beads, lubes and a pack of condoms all on bedroom dresser table up.
My parents, their friends and their kids all saw the sex shop display in full glory when I was giving a tour of my new apartment.
They were all visiting for dinner, and I had collected all the things in place to store in a hidden place, but somehow I forgot to hide them 🙈🙈
Pro
Hahaha. This is worse than mine. Thank you for commiserating. I definitely am glad I only had one vibrator in the bathroom when they visited!
Chief
They probably thought it was an electric back scrubber. Or at least that’s what I thought when I was using this girl’s bathroom..
Pro
My parents brought their dog with them, so now I can at least be thankful that he didn’t also view it as a chewing toy.
😂 I’m sorry this happened OP, but I’d imagine they will never bring it up to you so just pretend like it didn’t happen. You’re an adult and can do what you want
Pro
It almost makes it worse. Now I have no idea if they truly did somehow overlook it. Or if they’re at home wondering where they went wrong with me.
Please tell me it’s a bullet that could be confused for anything other than a vibrator
Pro
Nope. I shared the link above. I think my only hope is that they’ve never seen a vibrator before and wouldn’t have any idea what they were looking at.
Chief
😂😂😂. You’ll be fine. When I was a teen I always rubbed one out any chance I got and thought I was super stealthy but in retrospect I might not have been as sneaky as I thought I was because all teenagers are dumb there’s no exception. I’m sure my mom knew. She just didn’t say anything. The constant clorox smelling room probably didn’t help. Our parents are not idiots but they understand it’s human nature to be horny. Just carry on. 😎
Rising Star
What does it look like?
Rising Star
Hand massager for carple tunnel
Pro
If it was a Hitachi Magic Wand, you can say it’s a back massager.
Pro
Nope, it wasn’t 🥺
Just tell him it’s your supper fancy neck massager from sharper image
Enthusiast
Happens to us all 👌
No I’m Jewish
Power move to assert your dominance.
Chief
Conservative Muslim parents, my mom basically drops by unannounced like Muslim parents do. My Hitachi was on the bed. She thought it was a massager.
Usually I hide it in a shoe box in my closet, if I know my rents are visiting ahead of time