Anyone else ever had your parents over to discover, after they left, that you’d left your vibrator sitting on the bathroom counter? The bathroom both of them used? Your super conservative, Christian parents? Anyone?

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NOPE. lol but i would die. my parents are conservative asians so...yeah.

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Thank you 🙏

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Plot twist: your mom took a photo so she can order herself one on Amazon.

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Left my vibrator, anal beads, lubes and a pack of condoms all on bedroom dresser table up.

My parents, their friends and their kids all saw the sex shop display in full glory when I was giving a tour of my new apartment.

They were all visiting for dinner, and I had collected all the things in place to store in a hidden place, but somehow I forgot to hide them 🙈🙈

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Hahaha. This is worse than mine. Thank you for commiserating. I definitely am glad I only had one vibrator in the bathroom when they visited!

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They probably thought it was an electric back scrubber. Or at least that’s what I thought when I was using this girl’s bathroom..

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My parents brought their dog with them, so now I can at least be thankful that he didn’t also view it as a chewing toy.

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😂 I’m sorry this happened OP, but I’d imagine they will never bring it up to you so just pretend like it didn’t happen. You’re an adult and can do what you want

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It almost makes it worse. Now I have no idea if they truly did somehow overlook it. Or if they’re at home wondering where they went wrong with me.

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Please tell me it’s a bullet that could be confused for anything other than a vibrator

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Nope. I shared the link above. I think my only hope is that they’ve never seen a vibrator before and wouldn’t have any idea what they were looking at.

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😂😂😂. You’ll be fine. When I was a teen I always rubbed one out any chance I got and thought I was super stealthy but in retrospect I might not have been as sneaky as I thought I was because all teenagers are dumb there’s no exception. I’m sure my mom knew. She just didn’t say anything. The constant clorox smelling room probably didn’t help. Our parents are not idiots but they understand it’s human nature to be horny. Just carry on. 😎

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What does it look like?

Hand massager for carple tunnel

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If it was a Hitachi Magic Wand, you can say it’s a back massager.

Nope, it wasn’t 🥺

Just tell him it’s your supper fancy neck massager from sharper image

Happens to us all 👌

No I’m Jewish

Power move to assert your dominance.

Conservative Muslim parents, my mom basically drops by unannounced like Muslim parents do. My Hitachi was on the bed. She thought it was a massager.

Usually I hide it in a shoe box in my closet, if I know my rents are visiting ahead of time

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