{ "media_type": "text", "post_content": "Anyone else hate banking lingo and make fun of it, but as soon as a discussion starts you say \"we dont want to boil the ocean here\". Fml. Whats your most despised finance phrase?", "post_id": "5b74168f42a6881ea018b7ab", "reply_count": 89, "vote_count": 121, "bowl_id": "553769a790f5eebe1d2a0f92", "bowl_name": "Finance", "feed_type": "crowd" }

Anyone else hate banking lingo and make fun of it, but as soon as a discussion starts you say "we dont want to boil the ocean here". Fml. Whats your most despised finance phrase?

likefunnyhelpfulsmart
Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at
Highlighted IconHIGHLIGHTED

Let's table this discussion so we can do a deep dive analysis on the due diligence performed on the work product to identify all low hanging fruit which is most impactful leadership and then circle back/touch base with the project team who has the bandwidth to implement changes which will take the work product to the next level in order to provide the most value-add and move the needle.

likefunnyuplifting

Yup, nailed it. You sound just like my boss. 😫

funny

"let's cascade this out" "I'll put out some feelers on this one" "let's run it up the flagpole" "let's be all over this" "that looks like it's going to grow legs" "I know the graph says that but are we really saying that"

funny
Recent IconRecent

“ should be pretty easy” or “shouldn’t take more than 30 minutes” wth

likefunnyuplifting

Hahaha yes

like

“Dont stay late on this"

likefunnysmarthelpful

"No need to reinvent the wheel"

likefunny

"Can you give me more colour around this?”

likefunnysmart

“This is low hanging fruit”

likefunny

Tks. Needs some wordsmithing. Let me circle back to you on this.

likefunny

"We need to make sure we’re comparing apples to apples"

likefunny

Good question, will take this offline and have the team opine. Will revert back with an answer shortly

likefunny

“Why dont you take a stab at this?"

likefunnyhelpful

“High level”

likefunny

YES. During my first month in finance, I thought this meant “advanced.” Like if you got to a high level in a video game or something.

likefunny

^^it gets old real fast

likefunny

Blocking and tackling

like

Pls advise

likesmartfunny

Pls fix thx

like

maybe its my naiveté talking but i think banking lingo is awesome

likefunny

We don’t have the bandwidth. It’s in good shape. Where did you go to school again?

likefunnysmart

plenty of wood to chop

likefunny

“Optics"

likesmartfunny

Don’t want to get caught with our pants down

likefunny

Additional Posts

Beyond 2 lines the text in each post card is cut off. I wonder how many lines in the comment section?

like

Post for tests 2

like

Changed my company but it didn't update!

Living it up in the city.

This is looking great!

Not crashing anymore.

like

Ah now it did.

like

Testing a new post at 12:06PT 5.12

like

What are some good companies to work for in Dallas?

Part of the crowd. The briefcase doesn't show in post details though.

like

Got an email from a company with a job add saying "we think you would be a good Fit for this role" Its a senior engineering position with 5-10 years experience required I'm a junior with 4 years experience Either they didn't read my profile properly, or they're super desperate

like

Client has holiday today..... but we're behind schedule so we're still flying in 😔

like

Does anyone who works at ghSMART have thoughts around what to negotiate once you have the job offer? Does ghSMART even negotiate?

like

If your practice lead (PPMD) is retiring, is it time to look for a new gig? I know the transition plan but I’m not sold on the vision of the successor.

like

This coronavirus sure is a good reminder of why travel is so necessary for client valu...wait a minute 🤔

likefunny

Read an article in Fortune saying that American and Delta is going to start offering "bare-bone" tickets that are unassigned and even more crowded than coach to compete with Spirit and Co. Ugh.

like

Remote week bliss hitting strong- concert until 11pm CT on a Sunday night and not having to worry about Monday morning travel. What is this feeling?!

like

Me, concluding a story to my wife about my struggling client project: Anyway, don't tell anyone, okay? Wife: I don't know anyone who would care.

likefunnysmarthelpfuluplifting
like

How do I set up Skype for business so that I can ping my friends at other companies that use Skype? Please respond :)

like

New to Fishbowl?

Download the Fishbowl app to
unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.
Download Fishbowl to see what others are saying
That was just a preview…
Sign Up to see all discussions
  • Discover what it’s like to work at companies from real professionals
  • Get candid advice from people in your field in a safe space
  • Chat and network with other professionals in your field
Sign up in seconds to unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.

Already a user?
Login here

Share

Embed this post

Copy and paste embed code on your site

Preview

Download the Fishbowl app

Get realtime notifications and see
what's happening in your industry
from the palm of your hand.

{ "isSet": true, "allowed": true }

Sign up for free to view this conversation on Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use and Privacy Policy.

Already have an account? Log in

For account settings, visit Fishbowl on Desktop Browser or

General

Legal