Anyone else put their IQ (verified) on there profesional résumé? Does it help?

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The short answer is yes.

However, only if your IQ is 420

Because it’s very high

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I think you’d be a good copywriter

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is this sarcasm or is this stupidity, like for former laugh for latter

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I was appalled at the spelling and grammar mistakes here until I saw who the OP is.

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Oh, honey

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1. I doubt anyone who reviews your resume will know what your score actual means.

2. If they do, you better hope their score is close to yours or it will backfire.

3. If you have to tell people you are “smart,” then perhaps you’re not as smart as you think.

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eBay actualy.

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I can’t. 69 won’t cut it anywhere..

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Heard the Army ditched their requirements 🤷

As opposed to your unverified IQ? Mine’s 407.

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ToTaLlY

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Of course. I also put it on my LI header.

My resume header is "XX, 146 IQ, Mensa Certified Genius"

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You could list that you’re treasurer of the Mensa skeeball club

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Mine is tattooed on my forehead. Thanks this post I gotta get it adjusted.

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Helps you get rejected

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Would Stephen Hawking put his IQ on his resume for an Amazon Delivery person?

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lmao

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What?

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If you have to write it down to show off, it’s not as high as you think it is.

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Mine's not high tho 🧐

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Wasn’t there a Mensa storyline on Billions last season?

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I’d hire you in a flash, C.

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Why is everyone hating on this question? I’d put my IQ if I had a high score. Have no idea what it is - don’t think I want to know - but if it’s high and I want to go work at McKinsey, why not?

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