Anyone else sick of their computer being straight 🚮

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I always suspected my computer was bi....

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Really? It went in the ONLY direction I thought it could go lol

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I plug stuff in all my PCs holes; she never complains

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Might just go full blown office space and beat it to death with a bat

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My laptop is a guy. Says he can do everything better than everyone else, and thinks he's hot. In reality he does things super slowly, is aging quickly, and cries when in the smallest amount of pain

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Ahhhh. I thought u were a champion for sexual orientation equality in electronics 🤗 I read your post as "I am tired of my computer being straight, so I am throwing it in the garbage!" You were my here for about 10 minutes 😉

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Let me take a wild guess, P2, you are a 👩🏻?

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My mouse is neutered, but I have no clue about his orientation

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I was psyched when I found out my laptop was a woman, but then it turned out she was gay. Now we are friends who comment in women together, so I've got that going for me.

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I guess I need to read the post out loud to realize that you don't actually say the word "garbage" when using the garbage emoji. It's been a long week cut me some slack lol

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The only gender, sexual orientation, religion, creed or skin color I see is blue (screens)

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I feel for you OP. "Accidentally" spill a glass of water on that piece of 🗑 and request a new one.

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The explanation will be a FB post for another day

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^how do you know it's a she?

My comment was for SC1 😁👍

Well this thread went in a direction I did not anticipate lol

I half jokingly told my manager I was going to do that. He said he tried doing the same thing when he was a staff but they just took the still shitty "computer" parts and but it in a new shell or something 😐

Omg, where do you work? Capgemini???

Then my suggestion is back over it with your car, no chance of repairing anything after that. I'll let you come up with the explanation though 🤣

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