Anyone else think of a bong rip every time they hear the fishbowl bubbles? Oh, college ...

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Ya college... totally...

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Oh, consulting Fridays ...

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Nah I think of grosser or less PC things 💨🥑

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My bong doesn't sounds anything like the fishbowl sound

Sounds like a dookie in the toilet to me... 💩

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