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Anyone ever been on a project with insufficient requirements gathering?

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What is every project ever?, Alex

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I'll take "Common Project Problems" for $1200

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Ha!

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Further: Hahahahahahahaha!

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And now with agile, we don’t really need requirements. Right?

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Just be sure you do the work fixed bid.

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Hahahahaha every project LOL

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You may be the first one!

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All requirements gathering is insufficient requirements gathering...until you go live. Then all bets are off.

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Requirements gathering? What is this concept you speak of????

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Yeah we have a go live for such a project in two weeks

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And no, still not clear on the requirements 😂

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Currently on a tech assessment and have 1 week. So far, we’ve gotten three hours of interviews and we have to have requirements by next week. Manager thinks we are ok but I’m so lost. Any advice?

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I really like this advice and really hope that some firms/managers actually think like this.

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Lol

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Every project ever

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Duh. That’s our job to fill the gap.

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Never

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Anyone ever been on a project with sufficient requirements gathering?

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Did agile kill requirements gathering discipline ?

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Made us far more agile w dodging responsibility.

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All of them

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