Anyone ever had sexual dreams about any of their coworkers?? I am CONTINUALLY having them about 2 of my male managers and I donā€™t know why šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ I feel so weird about it! šŸ˜³

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Dreams? I have thoughts about it while at the office... there are some hotties I would love to be naughty with

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This is called Stockholm syndrome

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Lmao

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I wish I worked with attractive people...canā€™t imagine

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I had a dream that an associate came on to me, but I'm a married man and I told her no. Proud of my dreamself.

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Same here! Except I said yes. Not so proud of myself šŸ˜ž

HR taking notes on this thread

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I donā€™t, but sometimes my manager has this cologne or musky smell to him and it gets me a little wet. LOL

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Had dreams about this guy I used to work with.. never acted on it until two years later after we stopped working together and got drinks.. lots of drinks.. the bud proceeds to tell me that he was always attracted to me.. maybe thereā€™s no smoke without fire.. even in your dreams .. or maybe this is just me planting bad ideas in your head

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I just have dreams about endless spreadsheets....wanna trade?

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šŸ˜³ donā€™t get me too excited again..

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Continuous sexual dreams?? Iā€™m liking this thread! ā¤ļø

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The partner on my engagement was soo attractive I was having dreams about him often. I chalked it up to the long hours/close proximity (he was one of those rare partners that was oddly on site almost everyday). I didnā€™t really feel weird about it, it happens. I mean as long as you donā€™t act on it (or do, lifeā€™s short) no harm done.

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Cant believe you didnt say anything to me šŸ˜‰

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Im a very active dreamer and I pretty much have sexual dreams about everyone I meet. It's so weird but it passes

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Iā€™m in the same boat (both to those Senior to me and junior to me)

Itā€™s natural, just go with it and minimize how many rules/laws you break. We are all human!

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Lol.... šŸ˜‰

No dreams yet, but I find my buddy extremely attractive

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I have had sexual dreams about guys I have worked with throughout the years. It usually happens when I am working with them a lot, seeing them every day, etc. It always passes once I move onto another project where I donā€™t interact with them as much anymore.

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Too much pressure?

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Lol yeah maybe I need to relieve some

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Yeah. Thereā€™s one senior Iā€™ve fantasized about

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Are you male?

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Damn OP is savage

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That used to happen to me all the time. Even the one I really hated. There was just too much of them in my brain and not enough time for actual sex and it was all getting jumbled in my brain. Really odd to wake up to that though.

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Yeah I do think thatā€™s the problem. Who has time for actual sex right now šŸ˜©

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Ohhh tell us more details so we can properly analyze this with you.

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Happened to me. I told him šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™€ļø

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I think PwC 1 was fishing for nasty details . Or at least thatā€™s what i was hopping šŸ¤«

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