Anyone have funny jokes?

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“I have a scary joke about math but I'm 2² to say it.”

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I’m sold. Switching next time I need a new phone

My firm thinks they’re really good at tech implementations.

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Can concur lol

I had so many jokes on the unemployed

But they never work

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This job

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True that

The workplace is a meritocracy.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the pizza....he ate it before it was cool

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I for one like Roman numerals.

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I used to work for D

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What you see on a selfie mode

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My life

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What did the scofflaw say to the bird watcher

Kanye's new slip on, glorified croc-looking shoes

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says, "I think I might be a typo."

Never challenge Death to a pillow fight unless you're ready for the reaper cushions.

I tried to change my password to "beef stew" but IT Security said it wasn't stroganoff.

And my new favorite for covid...

Mandatory temperature screenings are expected at the upcoming Foreigner concert. If you're hot blooded, they'll check it and see.

What's green and sings?

Elvis Parsley!

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