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Anyone left KPMG recently? How did you return your laptop? Can we use UPS dropoff?

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Read the exit instructions bruh

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Burn it so there’s no chance you’ll ever be hired there again. Trust me, you’re doing yourself a service.

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Went to office and handed over the laptop and all accessories to the guard.

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KPMG mail you a box for laptop and gives you instruction. Probably allow to keep other items, but double check.

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They don’t mail you a box. You need to use ups/ Fedex and submit an expense report. This was communicated to me after 4 emails sent to HR ops.

Surely KPMG will tell you what to do with your laptop

Mailed it back to the new Jersey location

What a glorious thought of handing back the laptop as the final act before being set free.

Return? This is about to be a parting gift in exchange for 5 years and an evolving hatred of humankind.

Just a Joke.. tough crowd..

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