Anyone looking for love please dm me for details on the new free love commune I am starting. Have to be clean, like baseball, smell nice and brush your teeth. Also a steady income. If your a tool you will be treated to some Shirley Jackson style lottery situation. All shapes, sizes, genders, ages, races are more than welcome. You can bring your religion too just keep it to yourself. Come on fishes let’s get loving.

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“Like baseball” automatically dictates race.
Pls fix.

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Are you assuming they’re white because of baseball?

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