Anyone who’s seriously concerned about the severity or spread of coronavirus only has one option. Fly somewhere risky, get infected now, get treated before the world’s respirators are all used.

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Someone get this man a job at McKinsey ASAP

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Well there is the chance you catch it again

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This... and also watch your potential loved ones catch it from you

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Gotta catch em all, first

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Woke

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Or, just live life normally, but wash your hands regularly

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How does everyone feel about their Health Coverage?

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Found a most enlightening work on decolonial history with tons of TIL moments especially about Anti Colonial movements in Egypt, China, Japan and course India in the 19th and 20th centuries. Most histories this period often adopt a Euro-centric lens but this book flips it and tells the stories of these turbulent times from the vantage point of the pioneering Asian leaders like Tagore, Al Afghani, Kang Youwei etc. Lovers of Asian history would surely appreciate this book

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