Applied for a role at Tesla on 12/9/20. Received a warm rejection email for said role on 7/16/22. 🚘👎

Waited over 19 months with bated breath only for Elon to play me like a sap! 🤷‍♂️🍻

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That’s weird, he usually only plays his employees for 9 months

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Apply to Twitter if you want to work for Elon. Just know that the job may entail birthing his babies.

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If it helps, I waited 27 months for my Model 3.

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This isn’t funny but it’s kinda funny

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