Just "wolf whistled" instead of saying my name on a client call. My young female client took it as a compliment.
When your Midwestern client discovers the remnant henna on your hands from your friends wedding and thinks you have skin disease #cantmakethisup
What are some of the oldest tools or technology you've seen at your firm or a client that needs desperate upgrading?
My team of 10 is located in 2 countries and 5 cities. Oh and we never physically meet the client either they are in the 6th city. So much For being a collocated agile team. Sigh! #hownottodoagile
Leave home at half past 4 in the morning. Arrive at client site at a quarter to two. If I don't get sleep tonight going to hate my life.
Don't you guys get frustrated when we get emails from leadership saying how well our project/firm is doing, but all we get as reward is their useless thank you email
Two weeks of emailing and contacting the client to no success of a reply. Yep...you know what happens next. Fire Drill Wednesday...
When the world's most unorganized manager hits you up with project requests at 10 p.m. that could've been delegated at 3 p.m...
First week on the project and I find out the client office's zip code boasts the most murders per capita. Lovely.
I'm starting a four month project in Detroit starting Monday. Like if you're jealous of my jet-setting lifestyle.
When the client sponsor asks you to move today's meeting to tomorrow. I was supposed to fly home in 3 hours. 😞
Would you ever flirt with a resource manager to get staffed on a different project? Or is it pretty much a negative end result?
#NewYearsGoals promotion via curr SM, then travel project->airline status->monthly wkend adventures (i.e. Actually living). If I'm working Mon-Wed night as it is, may as well be on the road w/ perks!
"Hello from Auto-Replyyyyyy." - Adele... reading my Outlook inbox as I send emails on to the client on a Sunday during the holidays, per the partner's instruction.
Losing airline status in 2016 after being on a long term local project. Any advice on how to make the most of the situation?
That moment when you hear the client grunting in the bathroom taking a dump and have a meeting in half an hour.
You know the project is going well when even the client sponsor jokes about jumping out of the window so someone else has to deal with this shit...
Where is a new build???
new test post
How great would office emojis be in this app?
Post with company
But once again not posting
Testing a new post at 12:06PT 5.12
Not crashing anymore.
Beyond 2 lines the text in each post card is cut off. I wonder how many lines in the comment section?
Why did you pick your firm? -for those fortunate enough to have options coming out of recruiting, what tipped the scales for you
We have officially come full circle
Anyone here from Monitor Deloitte in London? Have an interview coming up and would like to ask a few questions...
ACN - Anyone know what to expect for salary and bonus when promoted to Manager (Tech Consulting in northwest/mid Atlantic)?
I HATE the people who ping you “Hey” and refuse to add the ask until you respond back with a greeting. Just tell me what you want 🤦♂️
Rapidly deteriorating health. I am balding, airplane ear, blood in my cough today, dizzy often. Project is poorly planned. Working over 12 hrs. No time for lovely GF. Travel 17 hrs /week. Need help :(
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