Are the effects of eating avocado toast temporary or do people stay pretentious forever? Is it like getting bitten by a zombie?

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I just tried avacado toast for the first time a few weeks ago, was surprisingly tasty and now I'm hooked

The only affects on my are irritability because these damn avacados take forever to ripen and then I blink once and they go bad

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I buy avocados with different level of softness!! That way I get 1-2 that are soft and ready for tomorrow and the next, and one that isn’t ripe at all but will most likely be in 3 days.

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I eat avacado toast but make it at home for like $2 instead of paying $20 at a cafe. Does that count?

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What are these effects? 🤔👀 does pretentious = overly positive or think they're a health nut after eating avocado toast?

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