Are they F@*&@*~ serious???? 950 billion spent to win a million dollar cert!!!

Due to so many layoffs happening right now. Is it a good idea to switch right now?

Anyone successfully exited from fraud/litigation accounting role to other consulting or industry roles? What’s the current role? Every recruiter I talked to is saying how niche the dispute/litigation area is and it is extremely difficult to transfer out of it

Can’t believe our college didn’t make DB design and implementation a core requirement, anyone else on the same boat? Been having to learn it for my job

Does anyone here focus on acquisition financings in both PE and Real Estate? I enjoy the partners in this group and the work, but was curious to see if anyone thought this would be a bad practice to learn because of exit opportunities/ business development? Lower Middle Market corporate focused firm in the Midwest

Anybody out here know of any “development programs” for mid career professionals looking to transition to sales? Have a data/analytics b/g., but I’m much more social than a “typical” data/analytics person. We have a program at my company that I’m networking to get into, but believe it’s prudent to diversify options, as there is obviously no guarantee that they select me for the program.

Hi All. I am on Technical Domain. But want to switch to Products. How can I achieve this? What should be the path? Any course which I can take up to help me move to it?

PS: I have Done B.Tech and M.Tech(WILP, BITS).
Currently working as a Senior TL.
Any guidance will be very appreciated!

TIA.

Could someone explain what finance closing process is? I passed CPA and have audit experience but I don’t really understand how industry accounting cycle works :( What does it mean to close the books? Are they referring to 12/31 deadline? Do all JE have to be recorded within this date? How does one close it?

I am currently working as an entry level claims adjuster. I am just about done with onboarding and I am interested in growing and earning more. I’m relatively young (30) and I want to make a good career for myself. My current salary is 50K and I am curious what growth is available financially. I am interested in fire and theft and SIU, but these are not the only roles I want to try. Does anyone have any idea the salary ranges available as I go further into different roles? (URBI,ARBI,F&T) etc?

Hi fishes, recently got an offer from Oracle for senior member of technical staff position in ODI(Oracle data integrator) team.
Any idea about the wlb , growth opportunities in this team or even for Oracle in general?

TIA .

Anyone from Monitor Deloitte - Dubai is willing to refer me for a position there. I have almost 1 year and a half ( to present) at PwC Dubai and I recently earned my MBA.

Anyone have suggestions on a career working with children and families? I have over 10 years of experience…

Any recommendations how to land a scrum master role?? I have the PMP and a CSM certificate, I know the agile methodologies but don’t have a professional experience. I am in the Project management construction industry for 7 years.

Considering an exit to either an SF based SaaS company in Toronto (140k CAD base) as a Principal Consultant, or Product Manager role at an established Fin Services company (145k CAD base). Advice pls?

The work-life balance sucked this year as everyone is forcing to go back to offices. I'm really contemplating on going freelance but I've not heard many freelancing Project Managers, is this rare? Is this a niche, do I need to have a portfolio of clients? (Looking to avoid work drama and seeing if it's worth it before calling on stress leave?)

Hi Fishes, what is the Role of software developer L4 in product companies? What does L4 means in this context? Is it only support role or is it the seniority level. Please share your thoughts?

Good evening. I am currently a physical therapist, but burn out is coming on hard. I am thinking of getting out of the profession but do t k ow what I can transfer to woth my knowledge base without a drastic pay cut or have g to start from the bottom and work my way up. I ha e a wife and kid and looking for a little extra inco.e as well as get away from the patient care aspect. Any reccomendations of a career switch? Anyone done it? I currently make just over 70k and live in coastal carolina.

I’m an attorney trying to learn about finance and economics. I didn’t take any economics courses in college and don’t have any experience in that area. What books or other resources would you recommend for a beginner? I’m not looking for investment guides.

Hello Fishes,
I have dropped my resignation(in @Dassault Systemes) due to the unavoidable reasons(Bad management and poor working environment).

currently I don't have any offers in hand but I just can't work here due to the above mentioned points. We(myself & 2 more) have taken this step due to the fact that we need some peace in our life.

myskill sets - JavaScript, Reactjs(Redux), Vuejs, Nodejs, MongoDB(a bit) and AWS(certified practitioner).

Have we taken the right step?

What project management tools/tricks have you implemented to decrease the volume of work during YE? Moving vouching to interim, what else?

Hello Sharks,
Is it risky to join Sigmoid Analytics as Data Engineer in the current recession trend.
Although it's in startup stages.
Do let us know your suggestions on the same.

Have you watched the new show “Blockbuster” yet? I was SO EXCITED for it and yet it’s so disappointing and predictable. I can’t be the only millennial annoyed that they pooped on my childhood nostalgia.

Any program recommendations for building decks for clients? Indesign is obviously the best IMO, but I’ve found it difficult for clients who don’t have a design background and want to make changes in the future. I feel keynote is a nightmare...wondering if I’m alone in this sentiment lol. It’s so challenging to layer things/ mask photos/ build custom type paths etc. having trouble finding a good alternative and would appreciate any suggestions!!

Hello Fishes, Need your help.
My cctc is 22 and I have 9 years of experience. Tech stack - Python, Snowflake, Azure, SQL.
I have a notice period of 90 days so I rarely get an interview. I got an offer of 24. This company is not even giving 10% of the hike on my cctc. Should I take this offer and wait for my notice period to come to 20-30 days so I can give more interviews? Or should I wait for another opportunity. Please help.

Why is KPIT suddenly hiring so many C++ developers? Are they going to get good development projects?

Are there any Los Angeles based MBB 🐠? I want to get internal perspective on each firm and hear more about the culture. If anyone is available to meet, I will treat you to lunch at Cafe Gratitude ☺️.

Any HR Consulting firms/practices that don’t require weekly travel?

What is the typical YOE needed and base salary for an advisory associate at KPMG? Midwest office, working with financial services clients.

What will be the casual leave and sick leave balance?how much of these leaves can we apply in Ibm

Cvent or Gartner or Coforge.
30 LPA from Cvent and Gartner.
33 LPA from Coforge, which one should I join?
YOE: 5+
Tech Stack: Spring Boot, Microservices, NOSQL, Azure, Kafka, ELK

Due to so many layoffs happening right now. Is it a good idea to switch right now?

Hi friends! I’m having an interview for a Divisional role at Parachute. Anyone here open to supporting me with a referral? TIA!

Is Bain looking for experienced hires or is it on a “by office” case? Really hoping to join the firm but haven’t submitted my app yet.

Dear Microsoft Fishes,

Attended interview by May month and in-between process has been kept on hold for fiscal year things..

Now HR said that offer is due anytime once approval is provided. Still I'm waiting for approval.

Hr also said, there will be bgv once I get the offer and it takes 3 weeks..

Any idea guys... once we get offer we can trust ms right ? Because it's getting delayed and my old offers from Indian mncs will get expired.

Please put some ideas friends.

Is it currently work from office or work from home in barclays noida?

Just bought a new bed and mattress set for my mom’s home. She’s going to be so confused when these deliveries hit next week 😅 I love surprising my parents with things they’ve mentioned they’d like to replace or are interested in buying. Let’s hope she likes it!

Is there a service I can use that'd allow me to send a handwritten letter on a pointlessly scenic journey around the entire world — collecting stamps from different countries — before arriving to my friend who also lives here in the US?

Sometimes I want to start arguments because I’m bored.

How many of you golf partially to find an acceptable way to get saucy on Sundays?

My Sunday anxiety over Monday has begun earlier than normal. Usually I get the scaries around 4pm, today it started when my eyes opened. Fml

Getting popeyes for the third time this week. 😶

Sometimes when I’m feelin like I’m a real dipsh*t, I pull up that clip of Mike the Situation bombing at the roast or Donald Trump and I instantly feel better.

I just scrolled through my contacts list on my phone and have no clue who many of the people are. Like “Amanda” who has a Boston area code. Who is she? When did I meet her? Why do I have her number? What is her last name? So many questions that shall go unanswered. Time for a purge.

22 pay check to pay check subcontractor employees are going to be jobless by EOD on Friday. They don’t know due to politics.

Has anyone here ever reported a director for retaliation? How did it play out, what are some best ways to go about doing it?

Over the last 3 weeks I’ve been discarded, gaslighted multiple times, sabotaged, given the silent treatment and emotionally abused. Of course since this doesn’t have any visible scars how can I present this?

My boomer mother is retired HR exec. Whenever I ask for recommendations on address situations at work she recommends I get over it because I work from home. My new manager has boundary issues and talking it over with my boomer, I mean mother, I was told “who gets to do laundry at lunchtime?” Mmmkay, just because I had to buy the desk I sit at doesn’t mean I don’t work. 🤬 Burn my childhood home down or put her in a home?

Any other straight or Bi M's here that don't like eating 🐱 or is it just me?

I love my gf but I am really exhausted from dealing with her parents. I tried to be as nice and as understanding as possible, but it has been tough. Getting married is probably not easy (at least for me) and I truly envy those who don’t have to go through this.

What’s something that “bothers” you about your partner that you choose to let slide? Could be a behavior, a love language they lack, manners, etc.

At 56 years old and almost 2 years out of work, I think I aged out of my profession and am not physically healthy enough to start something new. I can’t picture myself working ever again.

Freak in the sheets.. 📉