Are you a unicorn???? Looking for a cheap, junior copywriter w/ 15+ years Executive Creative Director Experience! Must be client-facing with a track record of winning pitches. No recruiters please.

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Sounds like Barbara T job post

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I’m so annoyed at how accurate this is I have nothing snarky and funny to say 🙄😂

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👍 Sounds like all of them.

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Must be willing to relocate!

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Ugh

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Free water.

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