Are you already fucked up on a Wednesday after work?

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Already? It's 11:00? I'm so fucked up Im in bed.

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It was just and afterwork with my boss. And now I dont know if I can make it tomorrow

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No, but keep posting. I want entertainment.

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@ACD OP - Well, you can't call out tomorrow, because your boss will know why. If you want, I can come over and stab you in the shoulder with a hot dog fork and steal your tv so you'll have a better excuse than "I got fucked up before 11."

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Are you kidding? Hot dogs are salty tubes of deliciously mashed up animal ears, butts, hooves, and beaks. I mean, I love a good burger or steak, don't get me wrong, but I'll destroy some hot dogs. I'll get the meat sweats and angina something fierce afterwards, but it's so worth it.

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Man, I'm so fucked up I let a wrong number text off the hook without making a meme out of them.

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A hot dog FORK?

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Yeah, one'a dem long 2-tine forks you use to roast hot dogs on open fires.

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Lmao! Wut? Never heard or seen them though I get the picture. Who wastes time roasting hot dogs when there are burgers and steaks to be had? But I digress. Being stabbed with those sounds terrible indeed. And imaginative.

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@cd1 how do you feel about scrapple?

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Sorry, scrapple is fucking gross. Those other tubed meats I mentioned at least taste good, so you forget you're eating mystery meat. Scrapple, otoh, tastes *exactly* like all the shitty animal parts it's made from. Like, every time I've ever had scrapple, I'm instantly reminded that "oh, that was a kneecap," or "ok, here's a gall bladder." Nothx

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😂😂😂

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@Creative Director 1 I'm dying hahaha!!!

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How did you know?

YUH 🙌🏽 sry I'm not sry

^Hot dogs: 👍 Sausage: 👍 Scrapple: 😖😲💩💀

^how does it feel to be wrong? Like is it a squishy feeling? Or maybe more of a burning?

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