As a kid i never understood the concept of dudes leaving the seat up because I grew up in a toilet lid down household so I'd be like if the lid is down the seat obv is too?? Blew my mind learning some people just have an open toilet bowl at all times in the baño

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Duh? Idk why any "anonymous" site on the internet seems to automatically assume every person is a dude. Sitting ain't weirder option for half of us

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Only takes one time for you to sit down on the closed lid in the middle of the night without opening it.....

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I guess having the lid always closed trained me to expect it to be closed when I get up in the middle of the night. Also I've never been a huge middle of the night person thankfully

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