As if the holidays are stressful enough, now I have to remember to move this stupid elf on the shelf every morning before my kids wake up 🤬

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We don’t have one but I’ve seen cute scenarios where the elf gets injured and has to be stationary for a period of time.

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Genius

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Another reason not to do it 😂🤗

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P1, this is the best post of the week!

Tips for behavior with the elf:
1) throw away the elf book
2) make up a story that the elf just sits there and reports wirelessly via SantaNet
3) you have to request a new elf each year, so behave this year and we won’t need to put in a requisition for one next year
4) Santa accepts texts

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What kind of tradition is that? I have kids and I’m unaware.

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You're lucky

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Not gonna lie - I'm excited for this. My kids are too young right now.

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Doesn't that take like less than a minute..?

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Alarm?

I’ve already forgotten twice. We weren’t going to do it this year but they saw it in the Xmas decorations

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That was stressful indeed, especially when I forgot to move that sucker. But you will think of it fondly when kids are all grown up. I do. And you are creating memories, my daughter is almost 19 and she remembers all the crazy place she found her Elf.

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Tell them he’s broken because they’re bad as hell.

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