As we wrap up intern szn, hat is the funniest pranks that you have seen?

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We referred them to ACN

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Hail YEAH we are!

Ask em to run down to Staples and pick up fallopian tubes

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That is objectively a great prank

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Intern got pranked by sleeping with 2 directors at different times then not getting the job cuz the directors felt like the intern didn’t fit in with the culture. What a funny prank those two knuckle heads did.

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Yo you guys need to chill. It’s just a story lol. No one spit in your cocktail tonight.

We told ours that they did a good job when they didn’t. Jokes on the firm when they hire them. Ha HA!

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Thanks to this prank I have a job!

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We skinned and ate our intern lol good times

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Lol good times

Stop trying to make szn happen. It’s not gonna happen

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Sat down with an intern and threw some acronyms and asked to complete phantom tasks

1- make sure you complete your TPE assessment - Har looks at that
2- call T&E and ask them to complete the ROAR sheet ASAP even if you don’t have any expenses
3- Call travel to cleanse your record so that the FTPE aren’t flagged

All BS stuff

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