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Asking on behalf of us mere mortals....

What is Deloitte University like?

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Tons of deloitussy

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Deloitteful

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Why soitanly!

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No plate is too full, no bandwidth is too narrow.

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And no kimono is left unopened

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Synergetic

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What happens in DU stays in DU 👀😳

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Drink the koolaid

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Loved my experience here. They did a great job

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I haven’t Googled it but WTF is Deloitte University?

Exactly what you think it is

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