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At a lunchtime client networking event. I see - what must be - a campus hire drunk off his face heavily making out with an intern from the client side in the corner. At 2.30pm. Fucking hilarious 😂

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Hahaha. It was basically a lunchtime networking event the client put on to connect with their stakeholders around one of the key programs they had recently completed. We were there as we ran PMO for it. Seminar plus M&G reception. Weirdly, for the time of day, they served beer and wine. Mix of people in attendance, other big 4 shops, local businesses and govt folks, about 80 ppl mostly senior leadership plus mid Managers. I was with our Partner and a couple of Seniors. This guy from the EY team - clearly v new to consulting/working (I hadn't seen him round client site before) - had been knocking back drinks in quick succession during the M&G and was starting to slur a bit but it was not too obvious. Later, He was loudly talking/flirting with (who I assumed was) an intern from the client for like a good 20 mins. He had good game and we were joking about it. I nip to the restroom and when I come back and join my P, I see the two drunkenly making out with absolutely no discretion whatsoever on the sides of a cramped, brightly lit hotel conference room filled with professionals talking shop. They were at it for like a good 3-4 minutes. The dude was grabbing the girls butt and I nearly snorted out my lemonade. The EY Partner looked mortified, but it was fucking hilarious. What a rookie, what a legend.

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Updates. Plz OP

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They got a few weird looks but it was like the guy had laid a turd as people started filing out around that time. Such an awkward end to an otherwise generic, bland corporate event.

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Hahaha this is gold. Is this in DC market? Well played campus hire...hope u enjoyed your short lived time here

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No way!

Lol keep us posted on what happens to the intern and the new hire. Very very intrigued!

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