At this point Elon Musk will need to buy LinkedIn and make it about professional networking.

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We dont need more oligarchy controlling media thanks.

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Okay, fine. You buy it. Assuming you’re not an oligarch.

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Nobody can fix social media.... just enjoy the laughs.

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Why would msft divest LinkedIn

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How is Ovative?
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I like to take a second to appreciate that, either no one texts me or everyone texts me. Why?

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Looks like that new time sheet computer locking rule did nothing for me when I don't use my laptop 🙊

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Would I have a shot at BB IB from Johnson?

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What service do you rec to set up conference calls? I feel like a douche still doing it on my own telephone. What does it cost to do this?

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Why do public accounting firms put a great emphasis on culture?

What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve said yes to at work?

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Recent grad looking to refi ~60k in private student loans. I’ve qualified for a decent rate - currently paying around 5% but through refi I can get between 3% to just under 4%. I can’t decide on the sliding scale amount (interest vs monthly payment trade off) to go with. If I keep my current monthly payment that puts me at 3.46% - which is great - but wondering if I should be more/less aggressive. I have another 40k in federal loans that I’m not currently touching due to current relief. TIA!

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Hi everyone! Do you know what reference/employment checks do Amazon ask for? (Especially in the UK)

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What is the salary of FAE at exa

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I have an offer from Sapient for Salesforce technology. I hear that there is no issue for Salesforce as there are lot of projects for Salesforce. I spoke to couple of people who are already working there. But seems like work life balance is an issue. Let me if i should still be worried about job security in PS

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Any reason why IQVIA insisted employees to open salary account only in HDFC /standard chartered eventhough pay roll portal shows option to select other banks as well? checked with pay roll portal third party team (excelity) if I can opt for other banks and they are ok with that if it's in the list of banks in the payroll portal option

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I am in job searching mode, given what LinkedIn has become is still a good platform to post for looking new roles? I see people with the green open to work for months and months…..

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Lol so true

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Why are people cropping the name out of these screen shots? LinkedIn’s search is good enough that I can search one line from the post and find their profile immediately. Might as well save me the time…

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If LinkedIn is so cringe, why are you on it looking at the news feed? If there was no news feed, there wouldn’t be any reason for people to go back to the app every day. It would be like Indeed.

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LI equivalent of simping for that Google thirst trap.

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“Has nothing to do with numbers”…. Proceeds to mention the same number twice and adding an extra 10,000

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Can someone please tell me why people continue to idolize Dan Price even though multiple stories have come out about what a POS he is?

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The humble bragging is out of control…

I always wonder what happens when this type of person realizes their so desired destination sucks just like the others. It’s just work… stop glamorizing it.

Notice the self assigned title of “LinkedIn Creator”… wtf is that?

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I have tried to change my company and name on here to no avail. Can someone tell me why it has the wrong company name where I put mine and why it won’t let me change my name to anonymous?

This is an old one but sharing in case anyone missed it back when it was originally posted.

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Made a series of terrible mistakes. Recently took a job at ACN, 2 weeks later I posted the cringiest humblebragy post on LinkedIn and fast forward 2 weeks and I realize that I was bamboozled into taking this job which was horrible mistake to accept.
I look at my LI post with 100s of likes and feel totally ashamed.

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Saw this on Twitter

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He really thought this was something to be proud of 🥴

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Like this guy already

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I can get on board with this content

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How can I get God’s cell phone number?

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I think we’re seeing all these posts because LinkedIn “training” is telling people that they should post 3 types of content rotating.

1. Something about your company/product
2. Something about the broader industry you’re in
3. Something personal to you that is still somehow related to your job/industry

I’ve never posted the third type but I’m not a LinkedIn “influencer”

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Wadd up my Cringe-lantes? 😀

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Ive officially seen it all, introducing you to LinkedIn Dating.

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