At this rate - an asteroid is definitely hitting earth in July. Let’s drink a LOT and be prepared this month. One more month to go people...

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We will be able to fire Tesla Nukes. We're good.

Huh? An asteroid ☄️??? Did I miss some news?

I’m gonna be really pissed if that happens. I spent the last three months dieting and lost 40lbs. No fun food or drinks, while that’s all everyone else was doing. Only to now have an asteroid hit us and kill me and my new great bod? Of course this is how my life would end.

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