Attractive, 6 foot 2 muscular male available for Miami corporate office holiday parties.
I will be your arm candy, dressed to impress and shower you with attention and compliments in front of your coworkers to make those spiteful office Karens you hate feel envious of you for the low rate of $245/ hour.
Free: I will engage in meaningless, polite office small talk with your coworkers I will never see again. DMs are open.

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6”4 with a dad bod, well versed on all subjects and loves geography. Rates are a flat $100

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With these comments it appears vulture culture is still alive and thriving at PwC.

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I’m inclusive, gays welcome 🏳️‍🌈- Rate of $275.00/ hour for the gays due to high demand.

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Supply and demand. 1 of me Miami has like 9 million single gay men with commitment issues. I’m friends with some of them, hence my higher rate.

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^^^ Bro, first I like the suit. Second, stop driving earnings down!! Raise your prices. This is Miami, not China 🇨🇳. Charge American rates for services.

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Nope have to cut the competition to gain 100% market share 😎

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Are we pimping ourselves out for free booze and food? Is that what’s happening here? 😂

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Lol. I’m ☠️.

Dang. Wish I were attractive enough to pimp myself out like this. Could use some extra cash. 😂

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Well, in that case - if anyone needs a girl to take home for Christmas or new year’s lemme know. 🤪

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Darn, if this were 2 weeks ago, my husband would have paid either one of you to not have to deal with all that and stay home watching Netflix.
Also, love that PWC suit.

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Ugh. My firm doesn't have an official holiday party. Willing to be a plus one too! 5'4 charismatic female. Rate: cost of Ubers.

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I love the entrepreneur mindset

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Love the Spirit !

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