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Posting as :
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Replace β€˜.’ With β€˜:’ plz fix

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πŸ€” I just posted this

It’s okay hahah, great minds think alike πŸ˜‚

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Got me there lmao

This picture proves that density is the only factor in spread

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Pls use tab alignment for each point and resubmit post. Thanks.

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