Getting back to the travel is like going for a new job. Can't believe I left my child behind again.
Child crying at the gate at 6:45am- bad morning to have forgotten to charge the noise cancelling headphones. #rookiemistake
Child on my flight playing a learning game with no head phones. "Touch the h... Awesome!" Once we're in the air it will be "touch that Q one more time and I'm breaking your game"
When you are staff and your seniors review everything you do, change a tiny bit, and take as if they did it to present to others, feels like a surrogate mother.
Pandora on my drive back home after 13 hours in the office - "All I wanna do is drive home to you, baby I'm faded". Recently broken up. Also, going home to a douche roommate. Oh, the cruelty! 🙁
If I sponsor a child for $1 a day, can I take 6 months off work? Serious replies only, please!
Confession: I'm a new mom traveling and nursing my baby (pumping at work). I'm starting to think the reason I still nurse is to leave the 20 person conf room and go sit in a quiet room for 20 mins.
Do you know what the maternity leave policy at your firm is? Mine is 3mos unpaid leave, which I think is quite stingy. 😣😣😣
Fresh analyst joins the project. Attempts to school the team on how to do Vegas right. Im just too tired to give a shit on Monday night dinner, so enjoy the spotlight kid.
"I guess if they have to work on the plane they deserve something" - mother with running commentary of people not sitting in economy class
Why does everyone in the tax service line look like every kid that was bullied in high school
Which work-paper is "your baby"
There were suprisingly a good amount of hot and probably virile guys on my flight. If men can get pregnant by getting eye-f*cked from head to toe, I would be a proud parent of many many children.
Sippin on Coke and rum, I'm like so what I'm drunk, It's the freakin weekend baby I'm about to have me some fun
Just boarded my flight. The kid behind me is counting to 100 for some unknown reason. What are the odds he makes it to 100 before I throat punch him?
"Don't you want me baby" by The Human League is a fucked up song. Dude needs to step back. #Sunday80s #ShowerKaraoke
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Just promoted to Principal. At same time offered C-level job at F500 company. What to do...
Anybody who works for Edward jones or have worked in the past? Have an offer from them and trying to understand a bit more about the company Edward Jones
Thinking of a starting a "ask advice / trip planning / maximize deals" type blog for travel. While there are tons out there wanted to gear it toward consultants. What do 🐟's want to hear about?
Asked to be put on earlier flight, “earlier” flight got delayed but at that point old flight was packed. 2 h delay FML 🤬
I keep reading all these posts about firms laying off a ton of people. Can someone explain what happens after one gets laid off? Like do they just fire you and that's it? What happens to the pay? Etc.
How do I win lottery and get out of consulting??
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