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I’m new to covering as a Teacher in Sped in Washington State.I just started online College to get a BA in Elementary Education.I have been a Para in Sped for 7yrs & 7 months now.My Teaching will start on August 24,2022.I know nothing about the paperwork or to set up curriculum for the kids.We deal with Preschool to 8th grade.Some Head Start kids which are 3yrs old to 4yrs old.I am kinda on my own for curriculum. Our kids do a lot on laptops for Reading,Math,and some writing.They use to journals.

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New employee making careless mistakes - but he doesn’t report to me. How would you handle?

I sit in a PM-type role, where I work with various people for projects, but don’t directly manage any employees. We recently hired someone whose work seems generally ok, but I’m noticing a lot of careless mistakes. Things like referring to the wrong month for an event invite or referring to the wrong legal case, or misspelling a major city name.

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Hi Folks,

My joining date is 1st August in @PwC India, I received another offer and asked HR to match it. She came back with another offer less than what I got some where else. I was waiting for revised offer letter but yet no luck. I called HR and now she is saying its still in process and waiting for approval from Business head. Should I wait or join other company on same date?

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Hey folks,how much should be the CTC of python automation engineer with 6 years of working experience

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How long after an application does the recruiter get back to you? I was a referral and the recruiter let me know that they submitted my details you the hiring team over two weeks ago. I’ve followed up a few times but no response. Any tips on navigating this situation?

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Anyone heard of medialink in NYC

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What benefit impacts your life most positively?

Top ESG recruiters?

That feeling when your teammate rolls off and you have to take over their ridiculous model that only makes sense to them...

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I’ve written a paper (for a class) on job hunting when DE&I is a priority to you as a person. I need a couple smart cookies to read it and poke. Any takers? It’s about 8 pages. You might learn something.

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3. What Social Media Platform Do You Think of When You Read:
140 characters: Twitter
16 seconds:
6 seconds: vine?
5 stars:
boards: pinterest

Does DUSI help us get free certifications?

Hello why do dogs hate getting their nails cut? Am I hurting my dog?

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Hi! I am a BA In Human Capital (organization transformational change) from Canada. Was wondering if their are any secondment opportunities for an upcoming project. Also curious as to what the work culture is like in Singapore compared to Canada.

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Deloitte for the win!

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I got my first dose of the Moderna vaccine on Wednesday of last week and it has taken me out. I’d heard that the second dose could be bad but hadn’t heard too much about the first so wasn’t expecting it. I haven’t been able to work (or really do anything) and I’m struggling! Super dizzy and lightheaded, achey, and developed a fever today. It got bad enough that I called the helpline today and they were helpful but basically just said to monitor because not much else I can do. Anyone else??

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Final presentation of the year feels like

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Extra sadness knowing some analysts are too young to even understand the reference.

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Pulling client deliverables be like:

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After much deliberation I settled on Garamond for all my grad school presentations 😬

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tfw you learn the Practice Leader is going to check in on your project

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Avoid at all costs.

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Government asks consultants for advice on ending use of consultants

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👥 ❤️ 🧻

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I don’t predict a big change

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The strategy in our strategy consulting

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Me af, until eventually it’s just the first and last slice

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Ah an "expert in the bedroom"

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He passed soon after eating "all the bacon they had"

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Get the shot!

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It's a very Consulting Christmas

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When it's 70° outside but you're working all weekend

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Sounds about right. Of course this is on 4-5 hours of sleep since I don’t know how to stop work

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