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‘Based on our review, we feel your background and experience are a great match for this role. Please reply with your resume and portfolio.’ Gotta love that recruiter effort.

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Haha! Sounds like a third-party staffing agency shorting everywhere so that one poor soul agrees to their ridiculous hourly pay.

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‘After further review, we have decided to go with other candidates who more closely matched our requirements and compensation level.’

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