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Hate conference calls that drag on for hours.

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How many first year analysts here started as interns? What did you guys do to get those jobs?

Part of the crowd. The briefcase doesn't show in post details though.

Best ways to haze the new guys? Go:

I have a meeting with my manager and the title of the invite is "Career discussion". Today, I tried asking if it was my feedback review. He just said "it's a much higher level discussion". Me fired?

Has anyone also struggled to get on a project as a new hire? Doing all I can (I think) networking, volunteering, speaking to staffing manager etc but can't seem to get off the bench.

Has anyone here worked with their team to find a new position? Things I'm considering: different practice group, another country, maybe a client.

Any other previously poor kids here that also look around at their coworkers every once in a while and subconsciously think "what in the f*ck am I doing here?" Recently had this feeling when our new..

alright, tell me your best Marriott point tips and tricks.

I have the option of staying on a tech project that I don't like for 4 months, or roll off early and try to get on an interesting strategy project that starts in a month. Should I take the risk?

Anyone want to share a ride from park city (Sundance) to SLC airport at 1pm today?

Tfw the client asks you to stop by his desk in 10 min and you're actually off site all week.

Does Deloitte drug test as part of the hiring process?

Any easy way to do an axis break in an excel chart?

Is it bad for a summer intern to use a fake id at an after hours firm sponsored intern event? I feel like that's a bold move and should automatically get an offer...

Is it worth it getting an MBA?

Anyone taken the pay day to switch between competitors (ACN, Deloitte, PwC, etc.)? If so, what kind of raise / bonus did you get? I'm a new consultant making ~$95k. Also interested in MBB figures.