Beautiful People of the Fishbowl,

Ur humble man-boy here needs just 7 more of u to laugh at meβ€”so i hit 420 and enter high spirits forever

Pls help. πŸ™‡πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ™‡πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ™‡πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
P.s. must be exactly 7 thx

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Ty all. Almost made it. I'll wait for 42000 and hit y'all up again.

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oh i’m definitely laughing at you

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Hard pass

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