Been outside avoiding my SO for a bit. Ya know, marriage. Anyway. A BIRD LANDS ON MY KNEE. The worst part about all of this: who’s actually gonna believe me without a photo

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What’s going on with your SO? Please don’t let things fester. See about going to counseling together. It saved my marriage. Most issues are tied to not knowing how to communicate, and also learning to put others before your own interests.

It’s funny cause in my work life I’m the mentor/encouraging team development, but in my marriage I got here by being distracted by his good looks.

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No it didn't.

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Like a pigeon or a hawk

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Time to move on Op . No one should live with avoiding their SO

I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $500, Alex

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Stranger things tells me your time is up tomorrow.

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Birds aren’t real

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You mean a winged rat?

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Not a big bird lover huh

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See you’re all proving my point here 😅

I believe you. But a black bird is probably bad luck. Are you superstitious?

We’ll have to stay tuned and find out. It’s funny tho:
Lands on me - potential bad luck
Poops on me - good luck

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Lol why is a bird more interesting than your husband?

I totally thought husband too even though the post said significant other. Honestly just because men are annoying AF and I spend a lot of time trying to get away from them too. 😭😅

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In the news tonight, “Aggressive Crows Attacking People in California Park” and actually this is not surprising now that I think about it… crows are feisty but I’ve only experienced them nipping at dogs, not people

Are you trying to say you stepped out of your marriage?

No lines to read between, I’m not talking about Nevermore.

Possibly a raven or a crow. They can make friends with humans. If they like you a lot they might bring you a gift.

Nope. Usually something shiny. Haha.

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