Been really great about keto lately, but just started a new project today and every time I think of how much of a bunch of dumbasses my project team is, I reach for the Nutella. Halp. 🙈

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Nutella is my crack. Sigh.

Turn the team annoyance to something productive. Every time you find yourself thinking they’re idiots, make a mark on a page or in a note on your phone. 10 burpees, squats or push ups for every mark that night.

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