{ "media_type": "text", "post_content": "Been really great about keto lately, but just started a new project today and every time I think of how much of a bunch of dumbasses my project team is, I reach for the Nutella. Halp. 🙈", "post_id": "5adde7b0b063b00013730c9b", "reply_count": 2, "vote_count": 0, "bowl_id": "58f964b9b298570010452310", "bowl_name": "Staying Healthy", "feed_type": "bowl" }

Been really great about keto lately, but just started a new project today and every time I think of how much of a bunch of dumbasses my project team is, I reach for the Nutella. Halp. 🙈

Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

Nutella is my crack. Sigh. Turn the team annoyance to something productive. Every time you find yourself thinking they’re idiots, make a mark on a page or in a note on your phone. 10 burpees, squats or push ups for every mark that night.

like

NUTILIGHT Hazelnut spread and dark Chocolate 4 PACK https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00DG990Y4/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_ihyhBbHCDEYW0

Related Posts

Here’s a fun game; without naming or giving away the client, tell me one fucked up thing you learned about their industry. I’ll go first...

likeupliftingsmarthelpful

I have had many people that have transferred into FDD the past 8 months from audit and they end up hating it and keeping the turnover going. Wish the firms actually portrayed what these new consultants are getting into. Hours are more unpredictable, right now you will be working 55 to 60 hours a week probably twice a month. Wish there was more realistic recruiting at this point

likeupliftingsmart

Serious quality dilution at Deloitte , the new people who have joined don't have technical or communication skills , it's shocking how bad the hiring quality has dropped. Project is really suffered as a consequence with 1 person doing the task of 3 . Awful situation , i understand attrition is high but please compromise on quality . Deloitte Deloitte USI EY PwC

likefunny

Hi Seniors, need your 2 minutes here. Please HELP🥺. Recently I joined Wipro, and they are telling there will be again a interview with client, I am scared now. What kind of questions can be asked? Is it too difficult to crack? What if they won't select me? 3 YOE, java full stack developer.

like

Hello guys, which band& role will be offered in Wipro for 3.5 YOE in iT, relevant 2.7 in devops Would they offer PROJECT ENGINEER with B1 band or ASSOCIATE PROJECT ENGINEER with A1 band. Is there any person offered as PROJECT ENGINEER with B2 band

like

What happens if big ideas come up against sometimes harsh operational and engineering realities? Did you learn any lessons in this regard when attempting to bring the ambitious project Marcel to life?

Staffed on a project beginning the 17th but still haven’t heard if it requires travel. If it does, this would be my first time away from my 1.5 year old 😭

like

Anyone on a project in STL?

like
likefunny

What is the craziest thing a partner got mad at you for?

likefunny

What’s comfortable shoes that are client presentable?

Our team was about to get a new manager but when an exec mentioned her name to the client, the client said she heard bad things about her and would prefer them not on the team. Anyone hear of that b4?

like

Joined EY India a few months ago in tech consulting and have been working 12 hrs a day + 4-5 hrs on weekends and official holidays too. My project has literally 2 people (1 technical ie Me) and I'm myself new to the technology. I'm expected to make magic happen out of thin air and I don't know how I'm gonna survive here. Any advice?

likehelpful

Why I love being in industry: I presented a deck and I misspelled "EBITDA" in the exec summary while presenting to the exec team. No one noticed. No one called me out. No one gave me a nasty glance. No one sent a "pls call my mobile" text after. No email with some stuff about "not meeting expectations" or "how could you let this happen in your role". After the wave of panic, I remembered that I'm in industry now. I make more money, work less hours, work with great people, I'm happy.

likefunnyupliftingsmarthelpful

“Client would like to explore adding “WOW” into the copy.” 😑

likefunnyupliftingsmart

How do I go about finding a client side position? I am ready to get out advertising, but I feel unsure of where to look/how to find something outside.

like

Anyone have insight into Hilti Project Manager role?

I had a short fling with someone from my project team over a year ago that just kind of faded out when I wrapped up. He stayed in the account and I just ended up back there (cont.)

like

At Accenture changing from internal analyst role to a senior analyst in digital & client facing.I am always worried about being a female and salary. What should I negotiate and expect for pay?

like

Types of jobs for someone looking for flexible, remote work with minimal to no travel. I like routine work and am not totally opposed to “boring”. No client facing jobs. Looking for a $80k+ salary range in a low/medium-low cost of labor area. Currently S1. I’ve been scanning IA jobs but they’re either not remote or the ad says something weird like “enjoys working with clients”. Is IA my best bet? Not sure if there are some other good search terms out there I could be missing?

like

Additional Posts

My company is now displaying!

like

Where is a new build???

like

test post from test

like

Testing for sound!

Bbdjdndjdjgsjdjcbbdbxndbdbcghsbxhdbdbbxbbdbdbbdbdhxhdbbdbxjdbxbhebsbxb dbdbdbd Bebe the. Dbdbdbd sehsbevshdvhdbdbdbdbdd dbhsbvdbdvdvdbvduchhcbd dbhsbvdbdvdvdbvduchhcbd and I have love you so too but I

like

Post for likes

like

Post for push testing

like

How often do you talk to your parents?

like

At Santa con working on excel sheets

like

I just accepted an offer at another big4 and I feel so blessed to be making $130k in LOCL as a 23 year old with less than 1.25 YOE. And I find it funny that I'm gonna be "senior" consultant/associate at my age and YOE. I don't know jack shit, and will completely understand if my clients/senior peers don't give me any respect at all. Thank you covid and the great resignation for this wonderous and hilarious opportunity.

likefunnyupliftingsmart

Do people at KPMG know what KPMG stands for?

like

My favorite consulting activity: canceling meetings.

like

Does Costco really have a 90 day, no questions asked, return policy on MacBooks?

like

Anyone here takes their hobbies with them when travelling? I take my guitar with me every week. Another coworker takes his ps4.

like

You know you've been assimilated into the job when you feel most comfortable, loved, and at home at the airlines club lounge.

like

In my first town car booked by Deloitte travel. Do you tip? Is there a way to tip on the Amex?

People who make 250K+ - do you still feel like you need / want more? Do you have a number in mind that you think is enough? Do you think you will need more when you reach it?

likehelpfulsmartfunny

ATK' head of Americas sent a letter condemning Trump's EO and sayings we won't support it. Really proud to be with ATK today.

like

Wife and I just voted early. That's 2 for Gary Johnson in NC

like

Help to explain my client why he only sees ##### in the excel spreadsheet

like

New to Fishbowl?

Download the Fishbowl app to
unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.
Download Fishbowl to see what others are saying
That was just a preview…
Sign Up to see all discussions
  • Discover what it’s like to work at companies from real professionals
  • Get candid advice from people in your field in a safe space
  • Chat and network with other professionals in your field
Sign up in seconds to unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.

Already a user?
Login here

Share

Embed this post

Copy and paste embed code on your site

Preview

Download the Fishbowl app

Get realtime notifications and see
what's happening in your industry
from the palm of your hand.

For account settings, visit Fishbowl on Desktop Browser or

General

Legal