Beep beep beep guy at EWR. Kills me every time.

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Another guy does it at LAX. Are they friends or enemies?

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Frenemies. EWR guys is on point. I can be looking at his lips and still swear it’s coming from an iPad. Dude is a human MIDI machine

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