Being described as “High End Service Provider” makes me feel some type of way

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Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

You can call me whatever you want if you pay me enough

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Same.

Businesses get conslutants

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Regular people get escorts. Celebrities get high end service providers

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Is that a GFE experience ?

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