Being single in advertising is dangerous. Fuck.

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Most men will barely make eye contact with me these days. Everything's gone too far and daily life is a drag.

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As a man I can tell you unless we’ve worked together for some years and have time tested inter-personal relationship outside of work I limit any interaction to professional matters, do not socialize outside of mandated work functions and while on production you will see me at call time and as I leave the set/wrap. I’m not entertaining any sort of behavior which could later be misconstrued or framed as questionable/inappropriate. Fucking creeps fucking it up for everyone.

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Yep.

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