best advice you would give your 20 year old self?😃

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Leave him

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how did you not notice you were being treated like sh tho? and what exactly do u mean by that?

my parents divorced when i was 7 and after hearing the stories between them, i wish they would’ve divorced earlier. it was gonna happen sooner or later, so the less ‘memories’ you have with them together, the less you remember… they stayed together because of me and i’ll always feel sad and guilty that i stole years they could have been happy apart just to create this ‘front’ of perfectness and happiness. so if you’re suffering in silence think of ur kids, wouldnt they want you to be happy? just an insight.

Buy as much apple, Amazon and Microsoft as you possibly can. Sell a kidney if you need to.

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As long as you don’t wake up in an ice bath with no memory how you got there it’s all good.

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Don't murder that person. It wasn't nice.

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Let your roommate pay his share of groceries in bitcoin.

Follow her to Europe.

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Start Botox now

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Probably spend $1000-1500 a year on Botox

Date with intention and stay away from f*ck boys.

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Take two years and learn ALL you can re: entrepreneurship + business management. Do an MBA. Then work your own business. You are capable. ❤️

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Learn personal finance, and start early on retirement planning.

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Take a break and breathe. Enjoy life. 😘

Learn how to draw boundaries.

Ask him out.

You’re worthy.

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Don’t forget to have fun.

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Show more gratitude to fam, friends, save monay li$a, drinks lots of water, wear sunscreen, do 10-step k-skincare regimen daily, put on muscle and mass early on instead of endlessly dieting for leanness, and don't be a fukin dik u POS furniture-sniffing furby, ur words can seriously hurt ppl deep u clam chowder, mutant scumbag

P.s. also u not an introvert dumbazz, u extroverted as fuk

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Use everything you have in your meagre savings account to buy something called Bitcoin. It might sound like junk, but you'll be happy you did it later.

Also, make sure you know your potential roommate inside and out before signing a lease.

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Speak up

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Drop 15% of every paycheck into your Vanguard target date index fund.

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Invent Facebook before zuck

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Invest my life savings in Zuck

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Maybe lay off the Aguardiente in Bogota.

Go to as many Phillies playoff games as you can because it's going to be a long time before you can do it again.

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Love shouldn’t hurt or make you feel like shit. Drop him. Oh- and since you’re wondering- yes, you are an alcoholic.

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Should’ve taken that algorithms class junior spring instead of senior spring. Spend more time leetcoding. Drop premed/orgo, you didn’t *really* want to be a doctor

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Don’t spend an abhorrent amount of money to get a liberal arts degree…

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Everything on Leicester 2015-16

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