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Best consulting terms that aren't actually a real word, used in a sentence. "We should robustify the project plan and executize our messaging."

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If someone says this im standing up to slap them

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Let me solutionize that

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Idk why I can't stop laughing at this rn... Executize 😂😂😂😂

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I learned a word "Accenturize"

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Don't pull a kpmg on this engagement

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Whoever thought solutioning sounded better than solving needs to be slapped

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