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So only guys have to wear facemasks? Okay. Got it!

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Hah yeah just be a woman and pee on yourself every time.

Love how this gets posted like every two days...

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Ok but I know someone in here is doing this

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Got invited to a wedding which took me by surprise because we haven’t kept in touch in over 4 years. Is it rude if I don’t go moreover don’t leave anything in the registry? :/

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What’s the impact of the shutdown on in process security clearance investigations? I assume they’re on hold as OPM is furloughed - what about the contractors who actually execute the investigation?

I’m looking for an opportunity in corporate strategy, any leads ??

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My organization absorbed another and the former deputy PM became a branch head - a demotion. For org was more focused on tech dev and not delivering a product on a sked. New org is very focused on that. He is not a driving leader, but is the only one with the tech knowledge needed. He is retirement eligible. He has no heir apparent - previous org didn’t plan that way. If I move him under someone who is a driver - he retires and I lose the knowledge. If I don’t, we may not meet schedules. Advice?

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Dm if you are interested for a job at Deloitte 😊

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Anyone take the FP&A route rather than operational accounting when you left PA

Recs for Indian food in Calgary

Anyone have tips on how to be a happier person in the morning? I’m crabby in the morning no matter how much sleep I get. I end up snapping at my kids for the most trivial things while they’re getting ready for school.

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I am 2014 qualified C.A
I want to change industry from mortgage to consultancy or strategy planning.
Kindly help

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How does one declare investments regarding ppf and HRA, i joined UST on 11 april and my payroll portal is still not active ( HR told post first salary it will be active ) .
I want to avoid getting alot of tax deducted in my forst salary, could anyone suggest the same.

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What’s your % benchmark for annual household spend (total expenses/gross annual income). I feel we don’t spend that much money (25%), but I don’t really see our “wealth” dramatically changing yoy, so I am wondering maybe I am just off or something I’m missing.

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I’ve been a management consultant for 3.5 yrs. I’ve done 18 months of internal sustainability work such as building our sustainability practice, initiatives to get B CORP, SBTI, tracked carbon emissions, company campaigns for sustainability awareness, sustainability strategy. I want to move into a sustainability consulting role. Which area of sustainability consulting should I look at? Are there any courses or certifications I should do?

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Anyone else find it strange that Slack and Company has advised their employees that they are shutting the agency down on Friday, yet they still have available positions showing up online.

Does anyone put money in VAs for a business client? What are the PROS/CONS/DIFFERENCES? Scenario: 5 doctors want principle protection first and growth of principle second. Each doctor is 20% vested. The business is cash rich and time horizon is 3 to 5 years. Thoughts/Advice welcome. I already have the potential company/product with no surrender period so I don’t need referrals but I’m thinking there will be at least one person who only reads part of this post and referred me anyway. :-( TIA

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Anyone know of any part time or side gig product management opportunities? Seems like they are few and far in between…

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I am convinced buying a house is a poor use of money when living near any mid-sized to large city when looking at investing that money over a 15-30 year time frame. What do I need to be considering?

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Hi all, I’ve been pondering this question in my mind for awhile and haven’t found any solid answers. How much is the average wage for a Prep Cook & Dishwasher? If it matters, I’m in Virginia. I’m in the process of learning to be a Line Cook so that should give me more courage to ask for a raise. I’m currently at $14/h, and with reduced hours, inflation isn’t helping me. Any insights will be greatly appreciated, thanks!

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Any other managers having a hard time transitioning out of audit and into an interesting role with a fair salary and a 40-hour work week? I receive the daily influx of blanket messages from recruiters on LinkedIn but it’s exhausting trying to sort through them.

Open to staying within an accounting and/or advisory firm, just bored with audit at this point.

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Is 25 mbps slow for internet?

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Have a blessed day all. Last night my pet passed away, I put him up in a hotel/boarding at the adoption center. Since California is a hotspot for COVID-19, I flew back to my parents house (lower

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For the parents who paid for part of or full tuition for their kids- do you expect your kids to pay you back the tuition at some point in their lives?

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Watching the RNC for the jokers.... Nikki Haley is giving me heartburn, someone get rid of her

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I just finished Shoe Dog. It was a great book about Phil Knight’s entrepreneurship journey, but came up short on Jordan influence and brand story. Does anyone know any books specifically about the Jordan brand?

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PSA Supermarket Sweep is on Netflix

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Probably going to get panned for asking this.

Any locations in NC, Charlotte (around) to drive up to, park car & stretch outdoors? I see state parks are closed. Getting very claustrophobic indoors.

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any other freelancers only hearing indirectly about confirmed COVID-19 cases at agencies they just wrapped up at? (but not hearing directly from the agency?! 🙄)

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When was the last time you wore dress shoes?

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The acting SECNAV who fired the TR Captain was an MD at PwC and their global defense network lead. I’m embarrassed as a fellow USNA alumni. Honor, Courage, Commitment huh?

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Update on Partner “Catch-up” meeting...

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First time consultant what is a good home office budget? I really want a standing desk for my sanity but at what point is it unreasonable?

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Should I go home? My boss is out of town and I was told to come into work to do some assignments. I come in and there’s nothing to do. Texted my boss and he left me on read so idk what to do. I kinda just want to leave since all I’m doing is wasting time

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Am I the only one that doesn’t like the smell of essential oils? They’re always touted as refreshing, relaxing, magical, the best scent for home, etc etc. They all smell the same to me: medicinal and crunchy. Tried countless and never found one I like. Guess I’m destined to breathe in toxic artificial “midnight sands” fumes.

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Can I get a few likes to unlock my DMs? I’m really trying to utilize what this app has to offer and not miss opportunities! Thank you!

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Going to inherit about $150K soon. Should I use it to pay off my mortgage or invest it?

Wanting to retire in the next few years.

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Which one are you?

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Are people meeting in small groups and not wearing masks? What’s the new social norm?

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Is there any truth to the claim linking the Pfizer vaccine to infertility? My dad keeps sending me articles spouting these crazy conspiracy theories. They’re usually easy to disprove but for some reason this one has me worried.

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