Best fake/ironic name for a consulting firm:

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Synergies&

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Pwc

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Toilette & Douche

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McBain

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ControlZ

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Dewey, Cheatham and Howe

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Monday

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Morningwood 📈

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Slalom.

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Accenture. It's easily the worst consulting name. "Accentuate the future" my fucking ass

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Dickem, Stickem & Run

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vF20

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Powers & Pointe

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Ctrl-V Ctrl-P

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Booze|Ailing|Failington

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Merlocke

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Oh wait that's real one.
😂😂😂

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ConsultCo

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PwC ..lol

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IBS

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