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You wanna go first? Or are you too busy pumping Jergens into one hand while incessantly refreshing this thread with the other?

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Walked out of the office around 9PM during busy season with some girl. We ended up having sex in her car. I felt re energized and I went back inside and worked for another two hours

Moral of the story: Partners should promote sex in the office to increase utilization

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Lmao. Jergens. Lmfao.

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parking garage staircase. lots of echoes.

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Gave her ALL the AIDS, she didn't know.

None. Too much drama involved.

Gross!

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I saw that someone recently posted about sliding into DMs. I, 33M in NYC and also would love to know thoughts on this. I come across a lot of IG handles on Bumble/Hinge, I hate small talk, if I’m attracted to you I just wan to take you out and get to know you in person. Have ppl really had sliding into a girls DM and simply saying “drinks or dinner this week?”. Of course I get that she has to find you attractive and be mutually interested… but does a direct tactic like that work?

34 M NYC - Anyone down for a drink in NYC?

Fit, charming and exciting M 🐠 looking for a fun convo about anything under ☀️. Any F 🐠 open time a fun Sunday convo?

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Best and worst part about dating in your city?

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Update from the guy with the nude photos from the best friend: She likes me 😍 But timing isn’t right yet 😤 Patience 😩

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My friend is looking for a boy frm Banglore, she is currently working there. Age 33. Working as Hr coordinator. Caste no issue. But should be kannadiga.

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How often do you see your significant other when you’re dating as an official couple?

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30M, up for chat!

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Looking to settle a debate between myself and a few friends - at what point is it appropriate to ask someone you’re dating if they’re also dating other people? Relatedly, do you have an obligation to tell whoever you’re dating that you’re dating other people?

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Can a sex less marriage survive if everything else is as great as a couple can have in realistic and non filmy scenario.

Any male 🐠 in Miami this weekend and want to hang out Fri night (check out the bar/club scene in South Beach)? Am traveling there this week and staying until Sat afternoon. 30 yo M here.

I’m 27 years old, fit, cute, very well educated. Looking for a serious relationship!

Single women, how do you prefer to meet men during these precarious times? Dating apps can be a slog. Any female fish here want to meet up for a drink? 33/M/recent transplant from NYC. Send me a DM!

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