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Best one liner e-mail responses when you receive some hot doo doo in your inbox??

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"No."

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Unsubscribe

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Would you be able to summarize and clarify the below?

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"Adding [boss]."

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I am currently out of the office.

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No hablo engles!

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"Get this shit out of my inbox."

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"I think you meant the other ::insert your name here::"

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"New phone, who dis?"

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"I'm not sure you understand the process"

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🙈

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TL;DR

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WHAT THE FUCK!

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Delete your account.

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