Best quote from the movie Office Space that can actually be used in some form on a client deck. I need something to break the monotony.

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Illegal? Samir, this is America!

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Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays

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I have people skills!

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Put up flair icons!

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Or make a jump to conclusions...may!

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Lumberg fucked her

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Sameer Na... Naga... Not gonna work here anymore

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Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam

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These are great. I knew FB wouldn't let me down.

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Ha E2! I deal with the goddam customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills. I am good with dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

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*mat

ITC report

"It's like the movie superman 3"
"So what would you say... You do here?"
"I celebrate the guys entire calendar"
"What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to vibe"
"I didn't complain as much as you, but I bet you I hated my job even more"
"Just pass, Milton"
"Ask yourself: IS THIS GOOD... FOR THE COMPANY"

Show them your O face. Jk!

Fuckin' a

Stapler?

PC load letter! What the fuck does that mean?

After this thread, I think that I should buy this on DVD.

In the closing slide include the song damn it feels good to be a gangsta

That's going to be what is playing in the car when I leave this engagement today! D1....this should be required viewing for everyone in our industry.

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