Best resume from last night's recruiting event was "confidential", had a 3rd person opening paragraph praising the student's achievements, and listed the student as a nonsmoker in good health 😂😂😂

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Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

Only thing missing was a picture

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Sign them up!

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that's the most brilliant thing I've ever seen

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Sounds amazing. I don't understand where these people come from.

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This sounds like a trump move. Good for him

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Perfect 😎

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